Thursday, April 23, 2009

Ungrateful Speads

Today we have a guest on CF, his name is Bill. Last night Bill attended a Grateful Dead concert at the Wachovia Arena, below are his thoughts of the events from yesterday....Enjoy!
Well, yesterday, The Dead (they are no longer Grateful since their hefty bearded leader went to that great big opium den in the sky) descended on our little town bringing with it the pot smoking, grilled cheese slinging, petroli smelling followers. An interesting bunch to say the lease, they sold their food, beverages (both regular and adult), various mood rings, artwork, marijuana smoking devices, blankets, robes (wtf!), etc. They danced in circles and did a boat load of drugs. The parking lot reeked of pot and one kind gentleman offered me acid or mushroom for my extra ticket. Now I personally had no problems with hippies until last night. What I saw was a bunch of young kids who had no interest in the actual music just the drugs in the parking lot and a bunch of old “heads” who have not grown up and do nothing but follow this band and take copious amounts of drugs. Also, someone should tell these morons that bringing kid to an environment like this, where everyone is drinking or drugging, is not good for the kid. I’m sure that they would come up with some lame hippie excuse like they are expanding their child’s mind or whatever but your kid does not want to hear a band at the same sound level of a jet taking off, retards! My kid gets pissed when my car stereo is too loud. They are kids they belong at home playing with their toys and watching ALF or something, not at a goddamn Dead show watching retarded hippies dope up and talk like they have they solutions to all the worlds problems meanwhile all they do have is greasy hair and impetigo due to the fact they have not showered in a month.

Now that I got that off my chest, the Dead sounded good I thought, I’m not the biggest fan, but the songs I did know sounded great. Overall I had a good time, that was mostly due to the people I went with but still a good time is a good time. The concert would have been great if it weren’t for the retarded hippies.

**********BAD LANGUAGE WARNING**********

I kept this thing pretty clean up until now but I just have to say to the fucking scummy fuck of a bitch that let her child play in the middle of traffic while wearing a piss soaked diaper, I hope you die soon, and I mean that with all of my being, Maybe by you dying a horrible and hopefully painful death your child will have somewhat of a normal life. So I hope you scored your fucking doses yesterday and I hope they were laced with anthrax c*nt (I cleaned that one up for the ladies) I never wanted to punch a girl in the face more than I did when I saw you. Fuck off and die bitch, the world would be a better place.

…and that’s why I hate hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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